What you really want to tell student finance

When you start receiving offers and deciding what university you want to go to, that means its time to apply to student finance. Student finance is notorious for many things, but here are the things that you really want to tell student finance on your application but nobody does.

1. That this is the only thing keeping you alive

2. Like seriously

3. And if you don't have it, you will have no money

4. Seriously, no money

5. But you will be rich for a week

6. And you can't stop thinking about how much money you'll have

7. No, you don't want to get a job

8. I don't care about signing the delcaration

9. I will literally use this money to eat microwave food

10. Or beans, on a special occassion

11. You're willing to sign your life away for this

If you could, what would you tell student finance?