What people really think about your degree course
The hopes and dreams of a Fresher and a first year student may have dissolved slowly throughout the time it takes to obtain a degree, and although we are all insanely proud of our hard work during the three years, we do judge ourselves a little bit. Others are likely to judge us to on what we have decided to study and spend £40,000 on – and below is probably what they are really thinking when you tell them that you study Geography or Film.
You care about money way too much, and will back stab anyone to get that nice flat in the city
2. American Studies
So you just want that free trip to America, where you'll probably stay somewhere boring, like Maine.
Smoking a joint is not studying
You just liked playing in the dirt as a kid, right? You know there are no dinosaurs left?
You couldn't get into the medicine course
You think you are the next Lord Alan Sugar - when you couldn't even get on to Dragon's Den
You're clever but no one understands what you study, and why you study it
You liked the movie Troy with Brad Pitt and thought it would be fun
9. Creative Writing
You see yourself as the next J.K. Rowling, even though your novel idea is pretty crap
You watched CSI Las Vegas and thought that you could do that job
11. Computer Science
It is just like IT isn't it?
12. Drama/Performing Arts
You're not smart enough to do a 'real' degree
You couldn't hack it as a Doctor
You want to be a banker with a shitload of money
Nobody really understands what an engineer does so they just nod along
You are just a posh librarian with a cardigan
17. Environmental Science
You like trees a lot?
You basically just like shopping a lot don't you?
19. Film studies
You like Quentin Tarantino and call yourself an avid film watcher
You want to budget other people's money as a living
Everybody thinks that you know every single country in the world, and what the capital city is
You can't give up your grudges and are obsessed with World War II
You can ask for two beers in French, but that is about it
You have been dying to be Erin Brockovich since Julia Roberts kicked ass in that film
So what do you actually study? Do you just watch TV all day?
Yes, okay you wanted to be a Doctor since you were 5, but didn't we all? We just grew up to realise what a shit job it is. Please help me if I am dying though. Thanks
We all want to be The Beatles and Britney Spears okay?
We care about people, but not enough to wipe their arse every day
You want to escape the responsibilities of life by just not answering life questions
You must be a proper jerk.
Everybody wants to be a psychologist at one point, you were just dumb enough to believe you can do it - which you won't
We get that you are proper smart, but why study it?
So basically, nothing really?
Do you love religion?
Basically, you'll probably end up as a vet right?
What degree do you want to study and do you believe this is what people will think about it?