Student loan day is the busiest time for the Student Union – we all love those cheap shots! – and even though three weeks later most of those students have spent their entire loan, these are the things all students do when they’re poor.
You had beans in the cupboard
in an attempt to find happiness
Telling yourself you are saving money
And your sudden wave of attention you are giving them is suspicious
To save money
to distract you from your bills coming out next week
And then call all your friends from home to tell them you love them
Because they are costing you too much money when you go out every week
Instead of going to the gym
and hope nobody finds out, but they will.
In an attempt to get that direct debit paid tomorrow
Then finding out you have nothing to claim for
Then you realise you will just eat those beans in the cupboard. It's not that bad really.
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